clown wig

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.
by Dave February 10, 2004
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RPG

*Rocket-Propelled Grenade. A Soviet-made bazooka serving as an anti-tank weapon.

*Role-Playing Game. A genre of videogame.
"I wonder if I'll see an RPG7 at the gunshow this saturday. ^_^ "

"RPG's are overrated. Speaking of role-playing.....wapanese people who RP are usually children below age 13. They also need to go outside and get some fresh air."
by Dave June 22, 2004
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Lubianka

loo-byahn-kah
loo-byahn-kuh

A prison facility located within KGB HQ. Heinous methods of interrogation were said to have occurred here.
"Lubianka sounds extremely awful..."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.
"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 03, 2004
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Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.
"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?
by dave January 17, 2004
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Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
by Dave September 09, 2004
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political siding

A person's choice of whether to be a republican, democrat, or neither.

Used instead of "political party", because, for example, I am not with a political PARTY or GROUP. I am just choosing what kind of side I like.
"I choose to be neither, but it appears as though I lean more toward republican beliefs, such as business, religion, and most of all, guns. ^-^ "
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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