D's definitions

fucktard

Someone with an IQ of less than my shoe.

You fucktard!

by D January 25, 2004

cow sex

oh yeah

that nice

by d August 18, 2003

down ass bitch

girls that are down for whatever

a chick that'll come over and just drink some brews then stay over and chill all nite

by D December 21, 2002

brotherhood of the traveling hudsons

a group made up of 5 coo girls: jessica pester, bethany pester, alex heimann, arianna klener, and daryl seitchik. The brotherhood began when all the girls were at daryl's house and they tried on a pair of pants. They seemed like your very average, ordinary, $108 jeans but they werent. They fit all 5 of the girls, no matter how big or small they were. to this day the girls are the sister of hte brotherhood of hte travling hudsons.

i love hudsons..thats why im in the brotherhood of the traveling hudsons

by d December 3, 2003

paperbag special

A girl thats ugly (and should hence wear a paper bag on her head to hide her face), but is good for sex

Have you seen Jims new girlfriend? She's a paperbag special.

by d July 16, 2003

To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

by D July 21, 2004