D's definitions

diab

Diablo

by d July 25, 2003

God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004

dooshabagel

Jewish hygiene

The Princess said "I need to dooshabagel outa my hole, have ya got ahything by the gallon?"

by D April 24, 2004

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

by D April 11, 2004

nosferatu

Nosferatu is the level of vampiricy that allows the vampire to turn into mist, turn into bats, heal his/her wounds almost instananteously, and fight back the urge to feed.

You will never become the nosferatu unless you can heal your own wounds and fight without bullets!

by D June 6, 2004

brotherhood of the traveling hudsons

a group made up of 5 coo girls: jessica pester, bethany pester, alex heimann, arianna klener, and daryl seitchik. The brotherhood began when all the girls were at daryl's house and they tried on a pair of pants. They seemed like your very average, ordinary, $108 jeans but they werent. They fit all 5 of the girls, no matter how big or small they were. to this day the girls are the sister of hte brotherhood of hte travling hudsons.

i love hudsons..thats why im in the brotherhood of the traveling hudsons

by d December 3, 2003