Ben's definitions

/me slaps you

/me slaps you is irc slang for (name) slaps you. It would appear as so: I type /me slaps Diab, or /me slaps Cy and it would appear as Ben slaps Diab or Ben slaps Cy.

Ben slaps Cy. Ben slaps Diab.

by Ben July 12, 2002

bumfuzzling

Absolutely confusing; making no sense at all; total nonsense

Bia stop talkin, u so bumfuzzlin, its makin my head hurt.

by Ben February 24, 2003

Viet-Cong

The chinese soldiers in Vietnam. See Charlie

The Viet-Cong used gurella millitary tactics that were mainly unheard of.

by ben November 18, 2003

Doppel-Gangers

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.

Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ben January 25, 2004

derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.

In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.

by Ben February 18, 2005

smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

moom

1) 'Everything', It is used to confuse others. (n)

2) A rubber blue cow, which was beheaded. (n)

1) "What is Moom!" -- "It is everything *walks away*"

2) Moom has no head.

by ben February 8, 2004