Ben's definitions

rooked

To be screwed over, usually financialy

those bastards have rooked me out of £50

by ben October 28, 2003

dirrty

A word used to describe someone who is constantly horny and eager for sexual intercourse.

Tara Lee!

eg. Tara is a dirrty girl.

by Ben March 18, 2005

Ozzy

Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV

The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"

by Ben August 7, 2003

Fiesta

Spanish word for "party"

I'm thinking of holding a little fiesta in celebration of..."

by Ben November 20, 2003

Glaw

A word with no meaning, used as a response to a question with the intent to annoy someone.

-"Do you know where the pickles are?"

-"Glaw!"

by Ben January 13, 2009

daft

Stupid person

your a daft bugger aren't you shit face

by Ben October 8, 2003

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 23, 2003