Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
by Ben December 07, 2003
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Truvie

A new film genre combining a reality backdrop with a fictional storyline.
The Toronto film festival was a perfect backdrop for "The Pitch", a good example of an early Truvie.
by Ben January 15, 2004
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take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
by Ben October 12, 2004
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trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs
by Ben April 01, 2005
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KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male
"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"
by ben November 09, 2003
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Anal

"Ben got fucked hard anal by bernard all last night
by Ben May 13, 2005
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Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.
The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.
by Ben September 19, 2003
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