The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.
by Ben March 29, 2003
A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.
by Ben May 31, 2003
"Oh johnny, i love the way you stick your penis in my vagina"
"Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".
"Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".
by ben February 28, 2005
i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.
by ben November 14, 2003
Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.
Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...
Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?
Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?
Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.
by Ben September 07, 2006