Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut

Tim is such a slapnut

by Ben February 10, 2003

Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family

After that night, I was bristowfied.

by Ben May 28, 2004

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 05, 2005

civic

A car owned by millions of wanna-be's

the guy who said he passed the citizenship test is a peice of shit...no one gives a fuck about that shit u dumb fuck...i think ur a racist peice of shit u bitch. i love foreigns more than domestics but ur just a peice of shit. Civics do suck shit. 1 million damn ppl prolly have civics, i would rather have a slow mustang that gets killed by a civic then one of those peices.

by ben February 13, 2004

Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

by Ben February 03, 2005

crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

by Ben November 20, 2002

Nalga

(nal.ga) 1.(n.) a slang term for an african american male

If you call a black man a nigger expect to get your ass kicked, if you call a black person a nalga expect death upon yourself and your family.

by Ben February 28, 2005