indefagitable

Incapable of being or becoming gay.

Sorry dude, I'm indefagitable. Go find someone else to hit on.

by Ben January 13, 2004

Bedike

a really really big dike

Mia F. is a bedike.

by Ben November 25, 2003

utahn

A person who is from the state of Utah.

Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?

by Ben April 10, 2005

power

To increase the meaning of a word

"he was power hard" tim.

by ben May 09, 2003

president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!

I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush

by Ben April 04, 2005

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 07, 2003

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004