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Definitions by Ben

Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.
Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough
sex dolls by Ben June 18, 2004

dilly dally

Verb: To mess around or waste time. Typically used by the very elderly.
Ah you young whipper snapper. Stop dilly dallying and get off your ass!
dilly dally by ben June 17, 2004

table talk 

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.
1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...
table talk by ben June 17, 2004
Hot damn! The beers here are $10! That's pretty pricey.
pricey by ben June 17, 2004

Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.
we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.
Ass chowder by Ben June 9, 2004

Ass pirate 

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.
RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.
Ass pirate by Ben June 5, 2004
"dis"missed impolitely
You just got dissed!
dissed by ben June 1, 2004