table talk

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.
1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...
by ben June 17, 2004
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sex dolls

Dolls that are used for the sex... see Al Brooks.
Johnny: Damn, my sex doll has deflated again.

Greg: cough(needle dick)cough
by Ben June 18, 2004
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Vondruke

A curse word to use when the words bitch, asshole, little shit, and any other vulgar nouns are not appropriate.
You big fat vondruke.

Whats up my vondruke.

George Bush is sucks a vondruke.
by Ben January 07, 2004
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carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.
After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.
by Ben March 15, 2005
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2 by 4

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)
by Ben March 24, 2005
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Ozzy

Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV
The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"
by Ben August 07, 2003
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Benz

It can smoke a BMW or a Ferrari anyday. it is German Exotica in the form of full size sedans.
A Benz S65 can smoke a NASCAR anyday
by Ben November 11, 2003
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