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who shot john 

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.
Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.
who shot john by Ben November 24, 2004
Its definition is the same as cheef, a term meaning idiot, plonker or prat. The addition of the silent capital H, is reserved only for instances where, a person can be described as behaving like a "Right cheefH" where there idiocy has passed any respectable boundary.
<Ben> Easy dude, can I have that £5 you owe me?
<Neil> Stop lying, I don’t owe you anything!
<Ben> Give me the £5 you cheefH!
cheefH by Ben November 23, 2004

Cack Weasel 

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.
Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!
Cack Weasel by Ben November 21, 2004
In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.
'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!
wit by Ben November 21, 2004

Sponge head 

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.
Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.
Sponge head by Ben November 21, 2004

Down To The Wire

The point in a game or competition where there is minutes to go with the score tied (ex. hockey) or both players one point away from victory (ex. ping pong)
>>With one minute to go, this game is down to the wire.
Down To The Wire by Ben November 20, 2004

warscars 

humble, professional at hobbies enjoyed extremely good looking
wow your so WarScars ( FUCKING AWESOME ) At Sex !
warscars by Ben November 20, 2004