Austin's definitions

Lindsay sex

When a man and a man/woman rub shoulders together in a successive motion and ending in an awkward moment

Taylor had lindsay sex before class, and now his shoulder is baboon ass red.

by austin November 30, 2004

yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by Austin January 1, 2005

illy

A cigarette which is dipped in Fermaldahyde solution, which when smoked, contains a form of PCP.

wat's the dilly? let's smoke sum illy

by Austin February 14, 2004

fuckackta!

Same as fuck.

What the fuckakta!?!?!

by Austin January 18, 2004

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

Dupe

Dupe is everything and Dupe is nothing. Dupe is the essence of life. Dupe is dieing cold on the street. Dupe is Ying, but dupe is yang. Dupe is Light, but dupe is Dark.

Man....that shit is dupe.

by Austin August 19, 2004

dilly bar

a gay treat found at Dairy Queen

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.

by Austin October 6, 2004