titwit

The inability of a heterosexual man or lesbian to think clearly since his/her cognitive faculties are being hindered by noticeable breasts.
May be either used as a noun for the person or an adjective for the condition.

Look how Steve's mind is mush while the Girls Gone Wild commercial is on--he is a huge titwit.

by Adam August 01, 2005

Little Timmy

A penis pump, a penis growing device

As Patrck was using his Little Timmy His mom walked in and busted him

by Adam November 28, 2004

Tyranosouras Sexless

A big fat ugly virgin.

"Travis will never get laid, he's a Tyranosouras Sexless"

by Adam January 03, 2005

House Page

A junior in High School used to deliver legislative work in our nation's Capitol to the House Floor.

Hey Page, I need water.

by Adam February 19, 2005

gripson

a guitar with ultimate hammering abilities, wailable on all occasions

dude i just rocked my gripson
can you hear me taking my gripson lessons

by Adam October 12, 2004

tap that

Referring to having sex with a female.

Comes from the party term, 'to tap a keg'.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass.

"Shitttt, I'd tap that ass any day of the week."

by Adam September 22, 2004

warm popsicle

A dick in your mouth.

Multiple ways of use. Ie: If your girl doesn't like sucking dick tell the bitch to imagine a warm popsicle and love it.

Hey mom! I was going to town on Billy's warm popsicle the other day and it seemed rather small. Anything you can do to help me out with that?

by Adam October 29, 2004