Adam's definitions

White Oak

A comment made after a homosexual remark to secure one's manliness.

"Every Tuesday morning in November I like to go with Bruce in the Ford pickup and go up North. We pitch a tent, light some fires, kill some deer... moose.... elk.... you know... do manly things. But when it comes to evening, it's all Barry White and anal sex. White oak."

by Adam October 10, 2004

grr

The expression dogs use if you bark at them, or act like your going to hurt them, but they know you're really just playing.

Huamn: WOOF! HEY!!!
Dog: GRR!

by adam October 11, 2004

gripson

a guitar with ultimate hammering abilities, wailable on all occasions

dude i just rocked my gripson
can you hear me taking my gripson lessons

by Adam October 12, 2004

sandbox

when you fuck some girl than throw sand in her cunt

i gave that girl a sandbox and she was very angry

by Adam October 13, 2004

ufia

UFIA: Acronym for Unwanted Finger in Ass.

I dropped the soap and before I could stand back up he game me an ufia!

by Adam October 14, 2004

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004

Beef stew

While taking a shit, the method of pulling your butt cheeks apart, and bouncing up and down on the toilet along with patting your head to get that last peice of poo to fall. Just like getting that last peice of beef from a can of stew.

After a real greasy meal, steve had to go to the bathroom and drop a beef stew.

by Adam October 18, 2004