kife

To steal something. Another word for Yoink and Gank.

1.Cigi had this great CD in her Cursed Corsicrap, so i keifed it.

2.I want that sign, so im gonna keif it.

by me March 18, 2003

incest

When the family gets bored and decides to "experiment around" with one another.

My mommie and daddie are brother and sister so i have 13 toes.

by me December 24, 2003

divorce

An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?

by Me November 01, 2003

garbonzo

to insert the penis into the partner's nose

i garbonzo'd her

by me February 19, 2003

*NSYNC

a boy band that i used to love before i got smart and started listening to green day

i cant believe how much they sucked- they seemed so much better when i was in second grade

by me February 28, 2005

shoot gun

1.) Misspelled form of shotgun.
2.) What you do with a gun.

1.) (Excerpt from a Redneck definition:).....sitting out on their front porch holding a shootgun talking about niggers.

2.) Shoot the gun, dammit!

by ME October 25, 2004

resident

yet another word for penis.

girls love big residents.

by Me March 13, 2003