josh's definitions

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

scene

a kid that dress "emo"(but is not),they only hang out with people who dress and think the same way as them. they usualy have chopped up hair that they probably cut them selves and they think they are the greatest fucking creation on this earth.

warning: dont talk to scene kids you will only get in to a fight.

by josh April 29, 2005

scene band

a band that has like five words in its name and sings about everything(but mostly they sing "emo")

"drowning in a river of my own blood sweat and tears"(not a real scene band)

by josh April 29, 2005

shed hed

a person with a massive fukin head.

"god that johannah has got a shed hed, its huge"

by josh April 26, 2005

pesterize

The process at which someone is being a pest.

Stop pesterizing the children!

by Josh April 24, 2005

poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

by josh April 23, 2005

fooli

A welsh piece of shit who has sex with sheep. Also known as Marcus Atkinson,

Fooli- a fool who rapes sheep

by Josh April 18, 2005