god's definitions

Diar

Is trustworthy, kind, honest, and loving. He has really nice outfits and enough money to be a sugar daddy in his 20's. He has a resting bitch face that'll intimidate the fuck out of you. Diar is really fucking hot, and he isn't str8, and that's okay. Diar definitely does NOT smoke the doinks with the bros. He probably does bleach his asshole. Definitely has a gold Juul and he's really easy to talk to. He is a true american.

"diar likes to chill, make peace and have babies in the doink shack."

by god January 10, 2019

lolerskatez

lol

lolerskatez!

by God October 28, 2003

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god June 4, 2005

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

by GOD April 1, 2003

n00beh

Sickly.

Sickly is a n00beh.

by God March 8, 2003

Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes

My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.

by god August 7, 2003