anonymous's definitions

spatch

A never-ending game between an ever-growing group of friends. It has no set rules and can never fully be explained. The basic premise is that one player, designated as The Spatch, must "spatch" another player by throwing a designated Spatcher while the player has his head turned. The Spatch must psyche out th eplayer he is attempting to spatch. For example, The Spatch would say to someonehe wants to spatch: "Hey John, could you grab that CD from over there?" John would turn around to look at the desk where a CD would be and instinctively ask "what cd?" Before he has the oppurtunity to think about the situation and realize he is about to be spatched, The Spatch would throw the spatcher at his victims head, thus making him The Spatch. Any person can become a part of The Spatch Coalition at any time, with or without prior consent. If one is spatched, he has no choice but to assume the role of The Spatch and carry out his duty. Unlike other similar games, it is okay to spatch the person who spatched, as long as one can legitimatly pysche him out. Attempting an illegal spatch can result in several types of retribution, to be determined by the players who are present to witness it. Illegal spatches may include,but are not limited to, saying someone's name and proceding to throw the spatch directly at his face as he looks up, spatching with any item other than the spatcher that was previously agreed upon, or spatching someone who is under the influence of any substance.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

chocolate donut

after having your salad tossed, placing yer anus on your partner's lips leaving a rim print

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

ass vibrator

I vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure.

Bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had gay pleasure for the rest of his life.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

trops

(n) marajiwana (stemmed from the term tropical, giving refence to its predominance in tropical regions, namely jamaica)

could you hook me up with some trops?

(can also be refered to as trop-trops)

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

runescape

An MMORPG loved by some, hated by others. Most people who critisize this game don't give it a good chance. I personally did not care for it the first six months of playing. I would've stopped if i didn't get addicted. Now after about 1 1/2 years, I'm really starting to like it. And also, people who complain about the graphics arent true gamers. Graphics do make up a game, but not COMPLETELY. I personally would give this game a 9 out of 10. I pay a few hundred dollars on gamecube and ps2 games a year, and I still end up liking runescape better. It's also free =)

Addicted player: Runescape is awesome!
Game Critic: This game is horrible, I didn't give it a good chance though.

by anonymous January 17, 2005