anonymous's definitions

Tite

somthens crunk or somethen look crunk

anotha word for crunk

that boy look tite! or this partys gona be tite!

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

a playa

a person, probably male, who deludes himself so far that he confuses fantasy with reality by thinking he is playing a game.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

dick warmer

see "woman"

"Where my dick-warmer run off to? Bitch, where you at?"

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Ballsacular Fondulation

when one fondles his or her jingle bells

I was just practicing my ballsacular fondulation on your mother asshole.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

drop the kids off at the pool

taking a dump, pooping...

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

by Anonymous November 12, 2001

Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.

Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Baby Dick

a dick the size of a 2 year old.

Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker

by Anonymous March 3, 2003