Tyler's definitions

snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

mtv2

their slogan is 'stop asking where the music is at'. They used to play a wide variety of music videos, then it turned into nothing but hip hop. heres the progression:
hip hop weekend, then
hip hop week, then
hip hop month
with the same three groups rapping. how lame. I saw 'till death do us part' on mtv and switched it to mtv2, only to see the same episode of till death do us part. I vomited all over my tv.

mtv2 says: stop asking where the musics at?
I say: when is mtv3 coming out?

by tyler March 5, 2004

Bar Star

The girl who goes to a bar during the "prime-time" of ten until one on a saturday night, and recieves at least three drinks for free for evey drink self purchased.

Kira goes to Ezzie's every saturday, pays for only two drinks and still ends up hammered out of her mind. What a bar star.

by Tyler March 28, 2004

maryland

I'm from Maryland. I'm not from the South . . . or the North; It's the Mid Atlantic. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's pizza not pie. It's the beach not the shore and I drink 'Wooder" not water. It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in place of "where are you going?" And, for the record, I'm not a hick. It's DC not Washington. I know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, And how to pump my own gas. I know what and where the Naval Academy is. I love crabs, corn, and snowballs There's no place like MD!!

maryland is better then any other state...

by tyler June 13, 2005

Skeeno

Reno/Sparks/Lake Tahoe area. Coined by the hardcore scenesters of the region back in the early '80s. The most well-known act to emerge from that scene was 7 Seconds.

HC kids from Skeeno used to wear trenchcoats, boots, and put black charcoal under their eyes like football players.

by Tyler September 24, 2004

Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004

bear claw

when people who think that they are "thugz" throw up there "signs" they are called bear claws.

throw up your bear claws NI**A!

by Tyler April 4, 2005