Tyler's definitions

shellyizzle

Being a pimp like Sheldon.

He sure is shellyizzle.

by Tyler February 11, 2004

glass slipper

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

by Tyler February 9, 2004

g-unit

50 Cent's crew of the sicest gangsters

50 cent will fuck you up bitch

by Tyler February 7, 2004

shit stick

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

by Tyler February 4, 2004

foolk

word used instead of fool when the "k" key is accidentaly hit in the process of typing

dude: u foolk
other dude: wtf is a foolk u asshole

by tyler January 30, 2004

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004

cut

pussy; vaginal extravagance; the part between a girls legs

i want to bend that girl over, put it in her butt, and wax her cut

by Tyler January 22, 2004