captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 02, 2006

ogre

someone who unintentionally walks through walls and other things
ie: Elan

Dude 1: Dude, Elan just walked through the wall!
Dude 2: I know hes such an ogre

by sam November 23, 2003

pahoehoe

A Hawaiian term forlava that has a smooth or ropy surface.

Pronounced Pa-hoey-hoey

Dude, that lava is pahoehoe! Wait till I tell my mom!

by Sam January 11, 2005

jcmmb

A shorter way of saying Jesus Christ and Mary Mother, and Moses.

Only people with respect may use it,
such as sommi.

sommi RULES.

OMG! WTF? LoL!

by sam April 10, 2004

bubs

a wierdo that does this wierd thing for homestar

chickitoutchickitoutchickitout

by sam May 08, 2003

Bjork

Björk is that musical artist from Iceland. Her parents were hippies. Her sounds, lyrics, videos, and behavior are outlandish... Icelanish. NEways this page is turning into a debate thread on her quality. Love her or Hate her. I've acquired a taste for the random... and she is that.

I'm Björk... my perspective on everything is out there, sometimes gibberish and non-relative.

by sam November 04, 2004

shizno

the excrement of the defecation of an extemely smelly animal.

Gary: Knock Knock
Church: Whos there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shizno Ha Ha Ha

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!

by sam April 26, 2005