tard

..a person who is acting stupid, or is geekin like no other, or has said sumthing stupid... or is drunk.

tard... *fell down the stairs n hurt his head*
other person:"wonder why we call you tard."

by redman January 01, 2004

Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.

by Redman May 12, 2024

Barooster

A chicken that has been trained in the fine art of coffee making

The barooster ate the coffee bean , shat it out , dried to perfection then percolated it for it’s human customers .... “barooooostaaaa”

by Redman October 08, 2020

2pac

a dead piece of shit actor. his best role was not in Juice, but him playing a gangsta rapper. amazing how many people bought his performance when he clearly aint nothin but a bitch. his lyrics are fuckin wack, his rapping puts me to sleep.

stop dickriding 2pac u fuckin faggots

by RedmaN March 30, 2005

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

by Redman April 26, 2005

cape girls

The bitches with the dough.

Cape Girls got the hook ups.

by redman January 01, 2004

23

michael jordans number when he played for the bulls

this is a code alert, my truck rim size the number on jordans shirt 23's go to work

by RedmaN April 01, 2005