Paul's definitions

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

Chavs

Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!

by Paul January 17, 2004

Hot Pink Fanooter

Slang for a womans vagina.

I would love to lick her hot pink fanooter.

by paul January 17, 2004

cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.

" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."

by paul January 19, 2004

pickle smoocher

A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)

See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.

by Paul January 19, 2004

nava

A person (usually a female) who intentionally goes out of their way to gross you out.

My girlfriend knew I wanted sex last night so she purposely didn't flush a huge green shit in the toilet. She knew that would turn me off, boy what a freakin nava.

by paul January 19, 2004

chavvy

Chatham Chavvy or Chav

A wearer of Baseball hat wanna be Gangsta type...a Gary..Think they are hard..but are mummies boys from the suburbs...Here is how they are refered to by Millwall South Londoners as Pikeys or Gypsies i.e Chavvy is the Gypsey word for Child....Chav or Chavvy

Heres a Millwall song about them..

Gold & Nikey

We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are ****in pikies

Paul

by Paul January 21, 2004