by Paul April 12, 2004
by Paul January 12, 2004
A prog-metal band hailing from the New York area, have been around for almost 20 years. A band that a lot of people would not like if they heard them. Most of their songs are over 10 minutes long, over the top musicianship, long jams, nothing that could possibly reach the mainstream audience in this day and age. However, they have a large cult follwoing all over the world for those who can tolerate this kind of music, myself included. Influenced by prog acts like Yes, Rush, Pink Floyd, and King Crimson, with the crushing metal of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and Black Sabbath, Dream theater has forged a sound that has brought them to the top of progressive music and are the true definition of prog-metal. If you're into prog music and enjoy metal, give Dream Theater a listen and perhaps you will join the cult.
by Paul January 08, 2005
the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.
by Paul July 27, 2004
"A stoofek is a nitwit, always out of with with reality, who habitually busies himself with....I'm a stoofek"
First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.
Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.
First used in 9 Chickweed Lane on 4/22/2004 by Amos, he stopped short of defining a stoofek when he realized he himself was a stoofek.
Amos, and the insult he coined, will likely be confined to the dustbin of history.
by Paul April 23, 2004
This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much
by paul March 05, 2005
A children's game, typically played in one or more adjoining backyards. Players set up a base (often a frizbee is used), and place a can (may be a sand bucket, a pop can, an empty can of spaghetti sauce or even an empty nesquick jar), on top of it. They then decide which player is to be it first.
A player who is not it begins the game by kicking the can. All of the players (except the one who is it) run away and hide, as long as they are within the boundry limits. "It", must retrieve the can and place it back onto the base. It may now attempt to find the players. When It finds a player, he must call out that player's name and location. Should that information be correct, a race ensues. The player who is it must run and jump over the can before the (now found) player kicks it. If It wins the race, then the player i caught.
If at any point in the game a player (who has been seen or not) kicks the can, all players are free. This includes when a player out-runs "it" during a "race".
The round ends when all players are caught. The first one to be caught ten becomes "it".
The game ends when too many players quit, or their mothers force them to go inside.
There are various changes of rules in Kick the Can, including, but not limited to: a timed version, a no-race version and a version where more than one player is "it".
A player who is not it begins the game by kicking the can. All of the players (except the one who is it) run away and hide, as long as they are within the boundry limits. "It", must retrieve the can and place it back onto the base. It may now attempt to find the players. When It finds a player, he must call out that player's name and location. Should that information be correct, a race ensues. The player who is it must run and jump over the can before the (now found) player kicks it. If It wins the race, then the player i caught.
If at any point in the game a player (who has been seen or not) kicks the can, all players are free. This includes when a player out-runs "it" during a "race".
The round ends when all players are caught. The first one to be caught ten becomes "it".
The game ends when too many players quit, or their mothers force them to go inside.
There are various changes of rules in Kick the Can, including, but not limited to: a timed version, a no-race version and a version where more than one player is "it".
You guys wanna play kick the can?
by Paul September 25, 2004