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poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass
"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"
by paul September 19, 2003
mugGet the poop minermug.

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.
Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.
by Paul March 22, 2005
mugGet the monkey womanmug.

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".
Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.
by Paul June 12, 2005
mugGet the res rocketsmug.

true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.
Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....
by Paul December 30, 2004
mugGet the true championmug.

stompdown

Usage: V., N.
The act of defecating in a shower and stomping it through the drain.
" I heard Jason took a stompdown in his girlfriend's shower. "

"Man, I couldn't wait for the toilet - I stomped down in the shower "
by Paul October 19, 2003
mugGet the stompdownmug.

penis wars

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.
sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman
by Paul May 7, 2005
mugGet the penis warsmug.

democracy

Apolitical system that only rich people can afford
IBM is very democratic
by Paul December 25, 2003
mugGet the democracymug.

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