assbag

a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag

by Paul April 03, 2003

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

mongler

when one is inclinined to sketchiness and shadyness combined

Fuck what a mongler
Man that guy is dirty, what a heebin mongler

by paul January 11, 2005

George W. Bush

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

by Paul August 22, 2003

three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

brown ringer

The local creep in the work place who grovels around the management

the creeps just left the boses office
so the boss must have a brown ring on his dick

by paul May 07, 2005

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004