K's definitions

Rugby Union

the game played by public school boys

now water ever you do dont bend for the soap!

by k November 20, 2003

Batty Dan

He who taketh nuff schwan across his lips, craveth a solid teabag on a daily basis and receiveth nuff gladiator masks which split him between the eyes.

Upon hearing the batty man speak of the multitude of sacks that have been draped across his chin, the others in the room turned to him in disgust and all in unison and proceeded to yell at him "Batty Dan...Batty Dan...Batty Dan..."

by K December 11, 2003

KJ

Kristal Joint PCP

A term for the drug PCP

by k September 15, 2003

Dogballs

1. Simply not meeting the standards

"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."

by K September 24, 2003

Derek Jeter

1.) Shortstop for the New York Yankees. He is definitley not overrated. Though statistically he is not the greatest SS in baseball, anyone who has seen him play knows that in all other respects he is. Perfect example...July 1, 2004 against the Sox. He is a fanastic player, and is pretty easy on the eyes as well.

Jeter is better than Nomar (who's not bad, but still not as good as DJ) and pretty much every other SS out there.

by K July 22, 2004

bootie call

Someone you call over JUST for sex..when you're horney and bored!

I was bored with fucking myself so I called (their name here) for a booty call....

by K August 20, 2003

stonerginity

The condition of never having consumed marijuana.

Chrissy will lose her stonerginity on Saturday'\

by k May 13, 2005