K's definitions
by K September 8, 2003
Get the dick saucemug. by K February 3, 2005
Get the over-sleepermug. He who taketh nuff schwan across his lips, craveth a solid teabag on a daily basis and receiveth nuff gladiator masks which split him between the eyes.
Upon hearing the batty man speak of the multitude of sacks that have been draped across his chin, the others in the room turned to him in disgust and all in unison and proceeded to yell at him "Batty Dan...Batty Dan...Batty Dan..."
by K December 11, 2003
Get the Batty Danmug. 1.) Shortstop for the New York Yankees. He is definitley not overrated. Though statistically he is not the greatest SS in baseball, anyone who has seen him play knows that in all other respects he is. Perfect example...July 1, 2004 against the Sox. He is a fanastic player, and is pretty easy on the eyes as well.
Jeter is better than Nomar (who's not bad, but still not as good as DJ) and pretty much every other SS out there.
by K July 22, 2004
Get the Derek Jetermug. Fugly guys over the age of 25 who prey on younger innocent teenage girls for sex; since they are mentally weaker.
by K November 13, 2003
Get the Pre-teen playermug. 
