Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles

" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"

by Jonny November 10, 2003

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 4, 2003

Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

by Jonny March 15, 2015

pure

Good weed or hash. "Pure" grass, no seeds, no stalks in it.

Give me a hook up on dat pure.

by jonny March 4, 2005

VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.

"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.

by Jonny January 27, 2007

homogay

Very gay person.

Jonny is very homogay.

by jonny March 11, 2003