Albert Einstein 's definitions

klump

tentacles! tentacles! everywhere!!!!!

klump is an automatic lesbian with large tentacles.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

samarea

She’s beautiful, smart, outgoing, caring, makes new friends easily, and always ready for an adventure. She will never be down for long, always putting smiles on others face she is the happy one out of the friend group.

Samarea is an amazing person she’s beautiful and smart.

by Albert Einstein May 12, 2018

methode

Quite possibly the greatest player ever, also!

you may be good, but nowhere near this stud.

by Albert Einstein February 21, 2003

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

neal

1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.

"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."

by Albert Einstein September 18, 2003

robodoc

IRC Channel for male attendants 30++ performing cyber sexual acts with minor male IRC attendants. Words often used: Macgyver, vaseline, two-armed spiked buttplug, butter, mullet, a**hole, f*ck, wrestling

I am the robodoc of this joint. i will cyber spoof you with my giant pale excrement-diving cockroach

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2003

nob

See jazzrule.

stfu nob!

by Albert Einstein November 13, 2003