scott's definitions

fisheye

Actually... a fisheye is when you're doing a girl doggy style, you pull out and faux-cum on her back by spitting on it. When she turns around, relieved that she did not get a facial, you give her the ol' money shot in the face, particularly in an eye.

My girl has really wisened up. SHe knows about my fisheye shenanigans and no matter how many times I spit on her back, she's learned not to turn around for a facial glazing.

by Scott January 6, 2005

fugmo

fucking ugly monster

damn that bitch is a fugmo

by scott February 4, 2004

stap

stap: a combination of stab and bap. Commonly used to beat the )*&@% out of others online.

<guy 1> Do these pants make me look fat?
<guy 2> ... *staps guy 1*

by Scott December 20, 2004

Murrellism

Originally a technical support ticket placed by one Miss Murrell, it has spread beyond its roots to include any unclear, obfuscated description of a technical problem such that it is essentially unreadable and ununderstandable by anyone who reads normal English. Such descriptions can also be described as murrellated .

"Mark called and said Can't Send E-mails he is getting an error when he try to send to give me the error message he was able to sent 4 email in a roll PLESEA CLOSE."

"Ronnie called sad internet is down not error message. Ronnie try to ping he was to ping himself but not the roter"

by Scott November 26, 2003

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004

jawbreaker

a deepthroat blowjob from a female

'give me a fuckin jawbreaker bitch'

by Scott May 6, 2004

griff

A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.

Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.

by scott June 4, 2004