scott's definitions

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

Druminese

n. the universal language spoken by all drummers, using mouth sounds to imitate sounds made by different drums

"gak" for a rimshot on a kevlar snare

by scott January 16, 2005

loaded

Word used to describe being very rich and having everything you want.
Can also be used to describe a large penis.

1. That kid gets a $1000 dollar allowance. He is so loaded. Lets jack his ass.
2. That boy could please a blue whale, he's loaded in the pants man.

by Scott August 27, 2004

John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com

Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!

by Scott August 18, 2006

Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

by Scott October 23, 2003

Suck Pump

One who is a kiss ass at work

I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump

by Scott November 19, 2003

f8l3rr0r

fatal error. see also wordl33t/word

Example, f8l3rr0r just pwned me.

by Scott September 25, 2003