BMX

An awsome sport in which people ride bikes and kick the skateboarders asses.
I bmx and kicked a skaters ass
by Ryan March 20, 2004
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schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
by Ryan September 25, 2004
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mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.
by ryan April 16, 2004
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DSM

First used by the boys from the band Lik-Wid (www.lik-wid.net) DSM meaning Dead Set Maniac.
Mik - Hey man, fuck that guy from weekend at bernies is funny as.

Ryan - Yer man he is a DSM
by Ryan September 14, 2004
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idgit

man you are such an idgit you stepped on my dog
by ryan June 19, 2006
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schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.
We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time
by ryan November 20, 2003
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Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.
(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
by Ryan December 27, 2003
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