John's definitions

babydoll

1. Term of endearment, usually directed toward a female.

2. Type of Sexy Lingerie

1. C'mere Babydoll and let me hold you close.

2. I want to rip that babydoll off your body and ravage you from head to toe

by John March 26, 2004

BabyPooSmell

An odor secreted by only the foulest of beasts cast upon the earth by the scourges of hell as punsishment for the earths transgressions. Currently the only organizisms able to produce this smell are deathly ill, illfed babies or the dredded ROBELL.

OH no robell made the babypoosmell again

by john November 29, 2003

battlefield 1942

An addicting on-line first-person shooter that re-enacts real WWII battles. A game that frequently involves spilling out an entire clip of ammunition on an opponent 2 feet away yet entirely missing.

Most players can be classified into 4 categories.

1. Players who know what they are doing.
2. Players who do nothing but camp next to planes and promply crash them into trees.
3. Players who do nothing but be annoying snipers and puss out for the entire battle.
4. Suicidal n00bs who shoot everyone and anything.

Player 1: Wait! I want to get in the boat to get to shore!
Player 2: STFU! I'm taking this 8 passenger boat for myself!

by John September 1, 2004

Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005

doober

ganja; leafy green; mary jane

"smoke that mother fucking doober"

by john December 25, 2004

Iremongering

Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about.

"Control click, right there"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"

by John October 1, 2004

Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!

FUCK! I needed that dam penny!

by John January 15, 2004