John's definitions
by John September 1, 2004

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.
by John May 13, 2005

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
by John December 26, 2003

one who who acts like a stupid faget cock to show off, but only looks like a little bitch, especially in front of women.
by john November 26, 2003

by John January 24, 2005

online friends, keypals
by John April 21, 2005
