pecker popper

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.
by john April 25, 2003
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rub a dub dub

a massive orge in ur bathtud when u cant tell if ur doing a guy or girl
i dont no
by john December 06, 2003
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skid mark

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws
by John December 26, 2002
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CTW

Cock Teasing Whore: A girl or woman who dressess very provactive(aka slutty) and flaunts it all but never gives out and is a general cock tease.
Hey Jim did you see that CTW, she looked like a daddies little girl kind.
by John April 05, 2005
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butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time
someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey
by john February 23, 2005
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fk

i got to fk that hot chick!
by John December 19, 2004
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scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.
"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.
by John July 15, 2003
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