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Goth/Gothic

An artistic individual. One who often has an appreciation for arts, literature, and philosophies. The basic principals stand on this, and virtually this alone. Clothing and music choice have no real effect, as this is more of a more enlightened lifestyle and way of viewing the world. They often don't care about what others think, and are the way they are to not be so easilt categorized.

In today's society, "goths" where black, listen to goth music, and are "depressed". These are false stereotypes. People who consider themselves goths, but only apply to these characteristics, are often called "mall goths", meaning fake goth.
That goth girl from my English class seems to be so anti-social, she doesn't even keep up with fashion...
by John January 7, 2004
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Hoody Hoo

Used by roleplayers when excited or content/pleased
I Did it! I slew the swack iron dragon! Hoody hoo!!
by John September 13, 2003
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TMTYF

Comes from a Marilyn Manson track. Means a man that is hated by everyone, but lives his life with no regret.
Man can you stop doing a TMTYF on me!!
by John November 3, 2004
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meat head

Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.
"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."
by John December 22, 2004
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tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
by John January 13, 2009
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Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.
Dude why are you acting like a clag
by John March 2, 2005
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cozy

a foam container in which to place a cold beverage
"I got a free beer cozy at the bar last night."
by John April 13, 2005
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