John's definitions

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

fredieu

arrogant... fun loving person with a sarcastic personailty. Loves to eat and watch movies all of the time. Also Loves furry animals crawling on him. Can be Jewish at times but mostly liberal.

Jon Stewart is an example.

by John November 15, 2004

Phu

one who is considered the greatest emcee alive

this guy is a Phu. this guy has phu's skills. man, this guy's name must be phu because of his mad skills.

by John January 13, 2005

Strength In Scars

Strength in Scars

\m/: Str N' Scrs


A group of idiots with shitty guitar riffs and gay vocals. ~fin~


Slang term for: Shitty Music

We are Stupid

we are strength in scars.

by John December 5, 2004

9er

the nickname of daren's dick. It is 9 inches long. girs love it...i know i do, hehehhe.

Oh my gosh daren has a niner

by john February 3, 2005

LHS Marching Band

n, A supremacist fascist organization who is hell bent on controlling every aspect of life at Lassiter High School.

aslo known as: The Band, Band Nazis

(Band Nazis): SIG HAIL DER BAND FUERER!!
(Der Band Fuerer): Yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(Band Nazis): JA!, SIG HAIL, DER BAND!

by john November 30, 2004

no-home

n. a homeless person

"Oh my god Susie, change your shirt. You look like a no-home."

by john July 2, 2004