John's definitions

Rock

A verb meaning "to wear"

Yo, quit rockin' my shit and get your own style.

by John November 27, 2003

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

putwar

reference to a vagina

1.Dan, you are such a putwar.
2.Damn it smells like putwar in this place.

by john May 13, 2005

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

RIN

slang:noun: weed or marajuana
verb: to rin up, to build a spliff

use the rin to rin up the rin

by JOHN February 23, 2005

hazarl

A man who is confused with his life, lossed, dead, people who change their names for no reason, wishes he were a woman.

Im a hazarl
That girl likes a hazarl.
Man Im glad I aint a hazarl

by John March 15, 2005