John's definitions

liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.

As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.

by john May 2, 2003

snap

A word used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event. The meaning of the word depends on its context and can range from disappointment to extreme satisfaction. The versatility of this work enables it to be used several times in a single conversation.

1. "Oh, snap the hoods on fire"
2. "Check out the jelly shake'n on her as she drops it to the floor...snap!"
3. "I was like 'snap' when I saw them rolling this waY"

by John February 2, 2004

impostorphobia

The fear of being sus.

I feel sus. I have impostorphobia

by John June 17, 2021

potty box

a container of toys or treats that a kid can pick something out of when (s)he uses the toilet instead of going in the diaper

Lil Kim got some raisins out of her potty box

by John July 8, 2004

buckleys mom

The hottest milf to ever walk the earth.

Dude! did u see her? shes a buckleys mom

by John January 2, 2005

masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

f bomb

f bomb refers to the strongest weapon in one's verbal arsenal. in a time when words like 'bitch' and 'ass' have lost their shock value in pop culture, the word 'fuck' is still like dropping a bomb in polite conversation.

in junior high, my teacher called my parents because i dropped the f bomb in art class.

by John December 6, 2003