John's definitions

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

by John January 13, 2004

Country-Fried Meat Head

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

by John March 4, 2005

bon

a little fuckin bitch who takes it in the ass but his homie G shea is the fuckin coolest

he is this when he is tired

by john December 6, 2004

t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.

When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.

by JOHN May 11, 2004

MarineDude

The Coolest Guy in There.com

MarineDude is the BOMB Baby

by John February 5, 2005

sheila

Australian/Kiwi slang, for a female.

she was a spunky sheila

by john March 5, 2004

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005