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sexoholic

A person that is obssessed and/or addicted with the act of sex.
Many guys are sexoholic.
by John June 26, 2004
mugGet the sexoholicmug.

Licalotopuss

A dinosaur that licks another dinosaurs pussy and the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.
by john December 12, 2003
mugGet the Licalotopussmug.

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER
Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!
by John September 10, 2003
mugGet the turdbastermug.

z06 corvette

A very fast american sports car with 405HP Stock. You see this engine has 405HP Stock. Their is no Honda, Acura or any poorly made import that has 405HP stock. In fact they all are garbage. The Z06 Corvette is a very fast car that will smoke imports. Just face it, imports are garbage. Sure you can make a Geo Metro run 7s on a quater mile, but it is still a garbage car. Just like Hondas and other imports.
A cold air intake on an import might make an extra 5-6HP, but on a V8 it's 15-20 HP. The exhuast systems on imports around 10-15. On V8s it is 25-30 HP. Just face it, the fastest import will loose to the fastest American V8. Also Cadilact has a prototype V16 that has 1,000HP on pump gas. Name a proto type import that can match that? You can't!!! Imports a garbage. If you like them so much move to Japan. Heh, maybey Japanese people like American cars becuase they are faster.
by John January 7, 2004
mugGet the z06 corvettemug.

gonzo

Tammy recieved gonzo from John last weekend!
by John April 24, 2003
mugGet the gonzomug.

re

Common word used amongst trashy, uneducated classless wogs at the end of each sentence.
LiKe OmIgOd mArIa U C dAt BuRnOuT rE
by John August 20, 2003
mugGet the remug.

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product
OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet
by John September 28, 2006
mugGet the crotch plugmug.

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