brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".

"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."

by John May 12, 2004

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003

dumbass

the rear fo a dumb

I was behind the dumb, almost smelling the dumbass...

by john July 21, 2003

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 05, 2003

doom 3

A game that requires a computer worth more than an automobile in order to run.

I had to sell one of my kidneys in order to upgrade my computer to run Doom 3.

by John September 01, 2004

Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005

battlefield 1942

An addicting on-line first-person shooter that re-enacts real WWII battles. A game that frequently involves spilling out an entire clip of ammunition on an opponent 2 feet away yet entirely missing.

Most players can be classified into 4 categories.

1. Players who know what they are doing.
2. Players who do nothing but camp next to planes and promply crash them into trees.
3. Players who do nothing but be annoying snipers and puss out for the entire battle.
4. Suicidal n00bs who shoot everyone and anything.

Player 1: Wait! I want to get in the boat to get to shore!
Player 2: STFU! I'm taking this 8 passenger boat for myself!

by John September 01, 2004