John's definitions
by John March 17, 2005

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.
by john June 6, 2004

that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!
by john February 18, 2003

fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing
by john May 14, 2005

The process of having one two guys having anal sex with one girl and another two having vaginal sex with the same girl.
by John March 22, 2003

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".
Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.
by John October 9, 2004

by John February 17, 2005
