kenny's definitions
by Kenny May 17, 2004
Get the hayhaymug. Used as the exact same thing as gay(annoying, stupid, etc...), but you can use it without fear of being Politically incorrect. No more gay people and liberals bitching at you anymore.
by kenny April 22, 2004
Get the quaymug. by kenny December 17, 2003
Get the fecusmug. A short Person, with a nice booty, very very sexy...hince short'n'sexy
--Kenny
Aim S/N Bashbro12k ;-)
--Kenny
Aim S/N Bashbro12k ;-)
Two guys walkn down the beach...short and sexy girl walks by...they turn..."damn dude now thats a short'n'sexy"
by Kenny December 6, 2004
Get the short'n'sexymug. by KennY February 3, 2005
Get the frillsmug. by Kenny September 7, 2004
Get the nedmug. Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."
by Kenny July 30, 2008
Get the Coolidge effectmug.