anonymous's definitions

penis

your thingy

penis <3 vagina

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

tizzie

sindrome di tizie

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

kismet

Destiny - being in the same place at the same time as someone else.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Dissendium

A place that unites people of all nationalities (much like the UN), in a common hatred of the oaf Hagrid.

"Die, Hagrid! Die! Die! Die! Die, you bastard!" said Harry, swinging a baseball bat at the half-giant's head.

Ron poured a large amount of petrol all over Hagrid's obese body, and playfully flicked a lighter on and off. "This is going to be for all those shit Care of Magical Creatures lessons!"

Hermione, meanwhile, squarely aimed her steel toe-capped boots at Hagrid's groin. "And this is for all those times you called me 'ermione!"

by Anonymous January 28, 2005

mothafukka

a goddamn bastard who fukks his momma or cheats on his wife or gf

Pimps are mothafukkas.

by anonymous September 3, 2003

Minford

Born approximately 21 years ago; debately homosexual but at least metrosexual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.

I met Minford the other day and I wanted to kill him.

by anonymous January 16, 2005

zeeky boogy doog

A phrase that, when uttered, causes a nuclear bomb to be launched from Mars and onto an unsuspecting victim. From the Demented Cartoon Movie.

Person A: "Don't say the zeeky word."
Person B: "What, you mean zeeky boogy doog?"
Zeeky H-Bomb: Zeeky boogy doog! (Boom)

by Anonymous May 22, 2003