the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

hummer

Getting a little oral sex

your girl going down on the old willy

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

austar

The winner of a contest which is not very prestigous.

"Wow, I just defeated Lisa in an ass-slapping contest, I'm such an austar."

"The driver of that Honda who just beat the other Honda in their race on main street is such an austar"

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

oozee

Any thick messy substance or
The process of seeping
Verb
Pass gradually or leak through or as if through small openings
Release through one's pores, as of sweat

by Anonymous May 09, 2003

shit spinner

someone who talks a load of rubbish

"You are a shit spinner!"

by Anonymous May 05, 2003

Necro-ped

Dead baby fucker.

You're a Necro-ped when: The pedophile in you wants to fuck that baby, but the necrophiliac in you says, "Wait 'til it's dead."

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Dunlap's Disease

It is when your stomach "dunlaps" over your belt.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003