ass

something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.

-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

Anal Alien

A piece of shit that looks excrutiatingly unique

That piece of green shit began to move so i quickly flushed that anal alien

by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2004

meh'd

Meh'd means bothered, or willing to do.

"I can't be meh'd"
"Yea i can be meh'd to go to the cinema"

by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2004

kid

1. Kid, a term used to call someone you do not know. Best used when you are the superior with a higher status. Usually you look down on them when you call them kid.
2. If used for fun, after it becomes a habbit it is a good way to get peoples attention.
3. a coma, period, etc always comes after the usage of the word kid.

Yo kid, did you do last night's Phys Sci?
LoL, why did you keep calling people kid?
Because thats what you are, kid. Now show me your Phys Sci Homework.

by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005

Da Jesus Book

it the holy bible.The sacred book.

Many people across the world read Da Jesus book.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

JFK

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.

Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2008

hermit

mike engelhart during wrestling season.
stays at home cutting weight like a bastard instead of hanging out with every1 else, who r also cutting weight, but not being hermits

sorry guys, im just gonna go home and be a hermit, i think ill make some banana shakes and freeze em up for friday after weigh ins

by Urban Dictionary June 06, 2003