Urban Dictionary's definitions

Credit Card

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

S.D.M.F.

Society Dwelling Mother Fucker
as in Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
can also stand for Strength Determination Merciless Forever.

On The Black Label Website they will often refer to their fans as S.D.M.F.ers

by Urban Dictionary July 21, 2005

Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.

"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."

by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2011

cock sniffer

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.

as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005

T

Tension
Torque. Torque = Force (cross) Radius
(cross) means that the force must be perpendicular to the radius or you must use the component of the force which is perpendicular to the radius.

The tension in this string is infinite because you are hanging from it you fat person.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2006

intersexual

The now "appropriate" word for a hermaphrodite(a person born with both a penis and a vagina), after the old word became offencive.
A word that mallcore teeny boppers don't understand and makes for a very entertaining time to mess with them about it until they eventually give up and look it up.

Me: You're such a poser.
Poser: l0l no UR a POSER u POSER hermafatitde!!!22
Me: First off, I'll say that I actually idon't/i have a penis, that it's very ignorant of you to use that word as an insult, and a crappy one at that. Second off, the correct term is "Intersexual."
Poser: lol u m33n BISEXUL sT00piD!
Me: No, it's Intersexual.
Poser: l000000l das Not a WUURD LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!1!one!eleventy

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2006

gyote

armenian word for fag; faggot.

G7

in armenian seven is said "yote" therefore, g 7 becomes gyote

That boy is a gyote.

That boy is a fag.

by Urban Dictionary June 15, 2008