me's definitions

crap

pertaining to or related to any mainstreem corprate music made in the last few years

by me August 12, 2003

NES

Nintendo Entertainment System. i.e., the classic gaming console with 8-bit graphics and monoaural sound. A reminder of the days when games were not all the same and were about all original fun rather than capitalizing on young people with expendible income. Decades of nasties mandate most NES systems to receive several puffs of air prior to functioning.

Nintendo should bring back the old NES. Who wouldn't want one?

by me December 12, 2003

Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.

When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...

by me May 15, 2006

pants

head gear

its now a law to wear pants while motorcycling

by me December 6, 2003

fucked up

Being extremely intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.

I was so fucked up last night that I couldn't see straight.

by me February 19, 2003

new york city cops

A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.

"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."

by me February 1, 2005

lfpos

The name of my computer.

Stands for: Little Fucking Piece of Shit

Often gets called this when courseworks due and the mother fucking printer decides it's gonna fuck me around.

Me says: work you Little Fucking Piece of Shit, print out my fucking document! biatch

by Me March 7, 2004