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by anonymous December 22, 2004
Get the cibemug. 
Get the 503mug. A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
by Anonymous August 8, 2004
Get the crap shotmug. Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.
Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced
by anonymous August 5, 2004
Get the wooden spoonsmug. skid row. Can be used to mean the "underground" scene of a city or any and all things that aren't shopping malls and picket fences.
by anonymous September 22, 2004
Get the skidsmug. Horrible Typing Madness Language (html) A computer web language code used to program websites which hasd a high tendency to make you go insane!!!!!!
by Anonymous May 23, 2006
Get the htmlmug. by Anonymous September 12, 2003
Get the flawedmug.