skwishy

A male's penis when it's not erected

"Look at his skwishy! It's so tiny!!"

by anonymous February 18, 2005

tiuuugh

its a grunt sound that is made when one wants to annoy people by:
a)grunting (tiughhhing) in class to break the silence
b)ringing it out in other's ears loudly
c)doing it for the hell of it

"Tracy, i think you should grunt in that guys ear"-- Tiiuuuuuugggggghhh!!!

by anonymous January 23, 2005

courtesy flush

The first thing you do when you walk into a restroom and other occupied stalls. Flushing before you sit down creates enough noise in the area that other people may be able to finish their business while minimizing embarrassment from excessive flatulence.

Seeing as there was only one stall taken, and given the state of his rotting gut, John gave the other restroom occupant a courtesey flush in hopes that he would finish his business so John could get down to his with the added privacy of being the only one in the restroom.

by anonymous August 17, 2004

LiveJournal

A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.

Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.

by anonymous September 25, 2005

Chin Music

1.n. The sound a baseball pitched at a high speed makes as it flies by the batter's face. Alternately, the sound a bullet makes as it shoots past someone's face.

2.v., to treat to - to shoot at with a gun.

1. It looks like popular baseball player got a little chin music from that vicious new pitcher for the name of opposing baseball team, huh?

2. Myaaaah, Johnny Post-It doesn't wanna pay up, eh? Well, then I say we treat him to a little chin music, see? Myaah.

by anonymous January 02, 2004

rudehouse

Someone who is acting particularly rude or mean.

Stop hitting me you rudehouse!

by Anonymous April 29, 2004

Conserve School

1. A hole in the Northwoods where teenagers go to learn about the environment, although that normally just means "walks" in the woods.
2. A place with no civil liberties.

Conserve School is the shiznit, y'all.

by anonymous February 09, 2005