break you off

for a girl to fuck a guy very hard,

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

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100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

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ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

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Nick Lachey

Husband of ditsy Jessica Simpson. He used to be a member of the band "98 degrees" but then went solo. He now shows off his steroid body on Newlyweds, an MTV reality show following the lives of dumb blonde Simpson and "normal" Lachey.

That guy is so like Nick Lachey. Not only is his wife some stupid ass (but gorgeous) model, he is in the music industry.

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

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