Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

Hemerage

asl hemerage?

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

candy

A fine sweet black chick

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

twat

other wise known as muff gone mouldy

close your legs i can smell your twat!

by Anonymous January 06, 2007

Tappiums

Those things by the things.

Sometimes I want to rub my tappiums.

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

outlaw

Someone who has broken the law and is is hiding from da police.

by Anonymous October 02, 2003

Meatball

Someone who likes to eat

fat dave grodin

by Anonymous October 17, 2003