anonymous 's definitions

penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.

"lol shut up u big penus"

by Anonymous December 22, 2004

dick biter

pubic insects, usaully known as crabs crabs.

I just fucked some ho last night, and now I think I got dickbiters.

by anonymous January 25, 2005

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

Messias

Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.

messias is stuid

by anonymous December 5, 2003

percyval

Diablolical demon of speed, capable of reaching speeds of up to 20mph. One who Zoom Zooms with amazing intensity.
Emits episodes of crazy cerial shennanigans, desperatley tries to obtain any form of breakfast cerial without reguard to others.

"Damn percyval is tearing up the road on with his crazy Zoom Zoom skills!"

"Bwuahaha with this clever disguise, Trix shall be my prize"

"AT LAST THE COLORFUL FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!"

by Anonymous August 11, 2002

Lamborghini

Italian sports car with a flashy Italian name.

Looks like a Dyson hoover (the hood of the car does anyway).

Usually driven by rich-ass playboys in Monaco (Famous for its slooooooow speed limits).

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

hospitable

adj; happy to welcome and entertain guests-wat NICE people do.

i TRIED to be hospitable when you came to my house after you told me that i was mean.

by Anonymous December 23, 2002