anonymous 's definitions

sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

airwalk

A very good shoe company. Airwalk shoes are very durable and are popular among skater's.

I baught a new pair of Airwalks.

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

historians

historians for the purposes of the definition, shall be defined as sam, hereafter they shall also be known as sam.
the main reasons for this are as follows:
1. sams are geeks
2. sams deny the fact that they r no longer virgins, although it has only occured once it still happened.
3. they are loners
4. they read books too often and have to boast about the amount of work they have done, its uni! you dont do work!!!
5. they have no life
hence for these reasons, no bitch assd loner called sam can call me a ho!

eg.
historians can be so boring
y r all historians virgins?
y wont that historian shag me...
answer: once they've lost it once its impossible to shag them again, theyve had their quota

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

totaled

To destroy something beyond recognition.

Dave totaled his car. It was a complete write off.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Vtec

VTEC=Variable timing and lift electronic control.

By changing the variable timing and lift these engines can perform better than it's normal non-VTEC cousins. More horsepower, torque, revolutions per minute and so on.

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

lomax

Tea Baggins (NOT j/k mate.)

by Anonymous July 27, 2003