Ace's definitions
by Ace March 7, 2004
Get the ohshimug.
Get the bizimpinmug. "Suffers On Closeup" Someone thought to be attractive or cute at a distance, but not after a closer look.
by Ace February 5, 2002
Get the SOCmug. by ace November 6, 2003
Get the stretch arm strongmug. by Ace February 5, 2002
Get the zonedmug. Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
Get the Turkey Helmetmug. 